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2009 will be largely remembered for ground-breaking spectacles such as Avatar and harrowing character pieces like The Hurt Locker, but this roster of mangy misfires will still lie rotting under the celluloid topsoil. So lest the world dons rose-colored glasses and forgets the cinematic travesties of the past year, it's time to remember the nadirs that made the zeniths that much more enriching.

10. Confessions Of A Shopaholic

The charming effervescence of lead actress Isla Fisher couldn't save this forced, laughless tale of "the Girl in the Green Scarf" - a faux-frugal magazine columnist who harbors a secret addiction to credit cards and all that they can acquire. The concept could have worked, had not all of the gags driving the plot been clunky and wildly unbelievable.

9. Brüno

Isla Fisher's fiance Sacha Baron Cohen had his own stinker in 2009, all the more disappointing since it followed the brilliantly anarchic 2006 pseudo-documentary Borat. As if eager to prove that lightning does not strike twice, Brüno copied its predecessor's antagonistic style while omitting the laughs. One scene in which Cohen dryly rattles off Germanicized versions of celebrity names is one of the most painfully unfunny segments in comic film history.

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